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Justice

Av Lisbeth - 14 augusti 2012 18:54

Mandy: Last Weekend we had to stay at Home. Ourselves Alone. Away from Our Nearest & Dearest... Co-owner was intending to Go Away with the Fat Cat...to a SHOW! Without us... How could she do that - to me..? I should not be here... I should be there! But something ended up on the wrong foot... or more precisely... Somebody put his foot down... So it all ended up with that Co-Owner & Fatso remained lurching home indoors... and not flashing their complacent smiles at BIS-panels.. There is a Justice somewhere.. God is able all times..! Now Fall is Approaching... September will find me in my best and thickest Fur-coat.. all Cream... I might say... especial to you badly informed ignorant Doubting Thomases...! There are a few of those unfortunate people..alas...

Me and all inmates here at Camp ROBRO have been shedding like Hell. Shedding makes me thoughtful. I´ve compiled a useful vocabular for others in similar plight:

Afurism: A maximum thought of while shedding.

Furious: Fur-bearing.

Furlorn: One´s condition when one has finished shedding.

Furrier: Very fur-bearing.

Furuncle: The brother of one´s Sire or Dam.

Furauntic: The sister of one´s Sire or Dam.

Furbish: To arrange tufts of fur artistically on furniture.

Refurbish: The act of replacing the artistic arranged tufts of fur that have been displaced by the vacuum.
FUBAR: Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition.
* The Oxford English Dictionary lists Yank, the Army Weekly magazine (1944, 7 Jan. p. 8) as its earliest citation: "The FUBAR Squadron... ? It means Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition.''

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