Direktlänk till inlägg 14 augusti 2011
Mandy: We are at Home. Just the two of us. Ourselves Alone. Away from Our Nearest & Dearest... Co-owner went Away with my playmate Bella...to a SHOW! Without Me... How could she do that - to me..? I should not be here... I should be there! Now Fall is Approaching... September will find me in my best and thickest Fur-coat.. all Cream... I might say... especial to you badly informed ignorant Doubting Thomases...! There are a few of those unfortunate people..alas...
Me and all inmates here at Camp ROBRO have been shedding like Hell. Shedding makes me thoughtful. I´ve compiled a useful vocabular for others in similar plight:
Afurism: A maximum thought of while shedding.
Furious: Fur-bearing.
Furlorn: One´s condition when one has finished shedding.
Furrier: Very fur-bearing.
Furuncle: The brother of one´s Sire or Dam.
Furauntic: The sister of one´s Sire or Dam.
Furbish: To arrange tufts of fur artistically on furniture.
Refurbish: The act of replacing the artistic arranged tufts of fur that have been displaced by the vacuum.
FUBAR: Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition.
* The Oxford English Dictionary lists Yank, the Army Weekly magazine (1944, 7 Jan. p. 8) as its earliest citation: "The FUBAR Squadron... ? It means Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition.''
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